Saddle Toilet Seat Is This Well Written...An Australian Fairytale.... Once Upon A Time?

Is this well written...An Australian fairytale.... Once upon a time? - saddle toilet seat

Manor is a handsome prince lived.
A beautiful sunny day, his servants saddled white horse, his best for him and he drove across the country to the castle, where a beautiful princess lived.
The prince's palace, he knelt before her, kissed her hand and spoke the words;
Beautiful Princess, will you marry me?
Said the princess, no way, F ** K OFF!
And so the prince lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting every weekend and every evening at the bar up to the stumps with his teammates and he s playing golf all afternoon and rooted 'no matter what the girls in their way and the woman next door and the neighbor girl and went to the footy and cricket, ate and drank beer and pizza and left the toilet seat upthe time and see the videos of golf and dirty as he threw a fart and vomit, and scratched himself, and drank more beer baIIs